Space-Syrup

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"Space Syrup" Cure-all
A Miracle cure?

Laviaia Ritkess, a healer in Los Angeles, has been given a recipe for what seems to be a miracle cure. The health says her amazing "space syrup" was a gift from the aliens to humankind and that anyone can prepare it from common ingredients.

"This syrup is truly amazing," said Mrs. Ritkiss, who used the medicine to cure her arthritis. "It costs just pennies to make, yet after a few weeks of taking it, your whole physical and mental conditions change for the better. It contains many ingredients that humans use to improve health, but the formula the aliens' advanced sciense has produced, combines these ingredients in a new and different way, and it has a remarkable impact on the body."

"The aliens told me that it affects the electrical energy of the body, reversing negative impulses that bring about diseases and unhealthy emotions. I take a teaspoon every day and I know that it has worked wonders for me. Now the aliens want me to spread the word so that the maximum number of humans will learn about it and use it."

Mrs. Ritkiss, who rns a healing center that offers natural products and New Age cures, says she encountered the aliens last fall while she was working in her office behind the store.

"Seven small green creatures appeared out of the thin air," she said, "and they used their huge, glowing eyes to immobilize me. They appeared in the corner of my office and they seemed very loving and concerned," she recalled. "They told me they had a great affection and respect for humans and wanted to help us with this gift. I couldn't move or speak. I felt like I was dreaming. When I woke up, the spacemen were gone and the recipe was sitting on the desk in front of me."

Mrs Ritkiss says she mixed up a batch of the syrup the next day and because it contained nothing she felt would harm her, she took a teaspoon every day for a month to see what would happen.

"I couldn't believe what it did for me!" she says. "My arthritis is gone, my skin glows, even my teeth and hair are different. I feel like a teenager again. Since then, I have shared the recipe with hundreds of people and it has cured everything - acne, heart disease, depression and even cancer. The syrup is so wonderful, I know I have to tell everybody about it. It's a miracle gift, a token of love from outer space."

Mrs. Ritkiss says she plans to distribute a pamphlet about the space syrup sometime later this year. In the meantime, however, she has provided the formula so people can start enjoying good health right away.
Space Syrup
2 tsp. diced fresh garlic
3 Tbs. olive oil
5 Tbs. pure clover honey
1 Tbs. apple cider vinegar
1/2 tsp. cayenne
1/4 ts asafoetida (optional)
1/4 cup strong green tea, freshly made

Saute garlic in olive oil for 1 minute, then add other ingredients. Simmer and cook over low flame for 5 minutes. Let cool. Strain into glass jar. Cover and refrigerate. (Makes enough for a week with one teaspoon a day)
Editor's Note:
Article is reprinted from Harmonic Response Messenger

I wanna try this~

[DR]

The LGM (little green men) told me they were just kidding, they were actually fattening us up for dinner and adding the spice naturally by having us eat it before they cook us in their LGOs (little gas ovens). Guess who's coming for dinner? After hearing this I microwaved the little bastards; hmmmm, tastes like chicken. They're great wrapped in a large tortilla with some good spicy green salsa, and a (green) margarita to wash it down. Now that's my idea of a good Green policy.

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ha ha ha...JEEZ! i suppose you are right!
< me being green

[DR]

Green is good. It's good to be Green.

[DR]

"Space Syrup" Cure-all
A Miracle cure?

Laviaia Ritkess, a healer in Los Angeles, has been given a recipe for what seems to be a miracle cure. The health says her amazing "space syrup" was a gift from the aliens to humankind and that anyone can prepare it from common ingredients. The health says?

"This syrup is truly amazing," said Mrs. Ritkiss, who used the medicine to cure her arthritis. "It costs just pennies to make, yet after a few weeks of taking it, your whole physical and mental conditions change for the better. It contains many ingredients that humans use to improve health, but the formula the aliens' advanced sciense has produced, combines these ingredients in a new and different way, and it has a remarkable impact on the body." Who knew that aliens used earth herbs and materials for their super advanced sciense; I mean science!

"The aliens told me that it affects the electrical energy of the body, reversing negative impulses that bring about diseases and unhealthy emotions. I take a teaspoon every day and I know that it has worked wonders for me. Now the aliens want me to spread the word so that the maximum number of humans will learn about it and use it." What? Electrical energy causes negative emotional impulses or responses? I guess so since electrons are negatively charged particles. Since when was that a bad thing?

Mrs. Ritkiss, who rns a healing center that offers natural products and New Age cures, says she encountered the aliens last fall while she was working in her office behind the store. So this office is in the ally or what? Maybe in the dumpster. Maybe the dumpster is a cleverly disguised inter stellar space ship!

"Seven small green creatures appeared out of the thin air," she said, "and they used their huge, glowing eyes to immobilize me. Nothing like giant memorizing eyeballs that glow in the light for a keen hypnotic and catatonic effect. They appeared in the corner of my office and they seemed very loving and concerned," she recalled. "They told me they had a great affection and respect for humans and wanted to help us with this gift. They respect humans? Are they nuts? I couldn't move or speak. I felt like I was dreaming. Ah yes the glowing eyeball effect does it every time. When I woke up, Wait a minute was she immobilized or sleeping? Do aliens talk in your sleep? the spacemen were gone and the recipe was sitting on the desk in front of me." Damn that was some good acid!

Mrs Ritkiss says she mixed up a batch of the syrup the next day and because it contained nothing she felt would harm her, she took a teaspoon every day for a month to see what would happen. I should hope it wouldn't harm her since the aliens love and respect us so much that they would invade our privacy and planet.

"I couldn't believe what it did for me!" she says. "My arthritis is gone, my skin glows, even my teeth and hair are different. What about her eyeballs do they glow too? I feel like a teenager again. Since then, I have shared the recipe with hundreds of people and it has cured everything - acne, heart disease, depression and even cancer. The syrup is so wonderful, I know I have to tell everybody about it. It's a miracle gift, a token of love from outer space." I know God is love, but aliens too? How cool is that?

Mrs. Ritkiss says she plans to distribute a pamphlet about the space syrup sometime later this year. Why wait? How long does it take to write up a pamphlet? Thousands of people will die without the magic formula while she dilly dallies on the pamphlet. In the meantime, however, she has provided the formula so people can start enjoying good health right away.
Space Syrup
2 tsp. diced fresh garlic
3 Tbs. olive oil
5 Tbs. pure clover honey
1 Tbs. apple cider vinegar
1/2 tsp. cayenne
1/4 ts asafoetida (optional)
1/4 cup strong green tea, freshly made

Not a single ingredient from outer space. What no iridium? Asteroid dust? Solar plasma? Maybe they were just illegal aliens after all it did happen in LA.

Saute garlic in olive oil for 1 minute, then add other ingredients. Simmer and cook over low flame for 5 minutes. Let cool. Strain into glass jar. Cover and refrigerate. (Makes enough for a week with one teaspoon a day)
Editor's Note:
Article is reprinted from Harmonic Response Messenger

I wanna try this~ Be careful it may cause giant glowing eyes to form.

This is too much fun for me to ignore. I couldn't help myself.

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